Illuminations on a rainy day

"Part 3: Racoons. Hank, it’s no secret how I feel about Outside. My relationship with Outside is like a healthy relationship with an ex-girlfriend. I want the best for Outside. When good things happen to Outside, I’m happy, and when Outside suffers some misfortune, I feel bad for Outside. I even enjoy spending time with Outside on occasion! But I do think there need to be boundaries, and one of those boundaries, Hank, is that OUTSIDE IS NOT ALLOWED INSIDE MY HOME! Which is why I am very unhappy to tell you that I think that there are raccoons inside my attic. And when I say ‘I think,’ I mean ‘I know but am not yet willing to admit.’"

John Green || October 4th: Happy Dances, Feuds, and Raccoon Infestations (via pourpouvoir)

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